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No Particular Night or Morning

No Particular Night or Morning


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Gwyneth Paltrow's Most Obnoxious Food Quotes

My girlfriend is taking me to see Justin Timberlake in August. Are you kidding me?


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tvshowsaholic:

YAY! :D

Thank FUCKING GOD!

tvshowsaholic:

YAY! :D

Thank FUCKING GOD!

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WHEN I DONT FEEL WELL AND TELL MY FRIENDS TO GO OUT WITHOUT ME

howdoiputthisgently:

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Oh my god.

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stopthiscoffin:

the carrie diaries is seriously perfect


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Male privilege is “I have a boyfriend” being the only thing that can actually stop someone from hitting on you because they respect another male-bodied person more than they respect your rejection/lack of interest.
The Sociological Cinema (via (via myheadprotectsmyheart)

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unseenportland:

Desolate mid-Nemo supply run || Photo by @betzc

unseenportland:

Desolate mid-Nemo supply run || Photo by @betzc


dailyseinfeld:

Elaine: Mr. Peterman.
[A boy cuts a piece of fruit in the background, Peterman scolds him in another language]
Elaine: You speak Burmese?
Peterman: No Elaine, that was gibberish. So did you have any trouble finding the place?
Elaine: No, you’re the only white poet warlord in the neighborhood.
Peterman: Are you an assassin?
Elaine: I work for your mail order catalog.
Peterman: You’re an errand girl, sent by grocery clerks, to collect a bill.
Elaine: Well, actually I do have a bill here, if you could just sign this expense, I think I could still make the last fan boat out of here.
Peterman: I’d be happy to Elaine … but I will have to see this hat.

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