February 2012
3 posts
“Men don’t want women in the military to serve in combat! They’ve...”
– Ray Davis
Between dinner and dessert last evening
Grandmother: I have a urinary tract infection.
Aunt: TMI.
Grandmother: No, UTI.
January 2012
7 posts
“Well, you have really good taste in pizza.”
– Cute Leonardo’s delivery guy who recognized me from work
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“Where have our divas gone? There is no strife in ZoZo’s lily-white aesthetic. No...”
– Natasha Vargas-Cooper, on Zooey Deschanel (via weshallallbehealed)
Maine Roller Derby season tickets! Get 'em now... →
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December 2011
17 posts
My “date” ended up being just me, sitting on my neighbor’s couch, watching Gossip Girl, and cleaning dog poop out of carpet. Sadness was involved.
Hot date, all to myself tonight. I’m burnin’ up inside!
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Tina Fey Reveals All (And Then Some) In... →
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Blue Jeans - Lana Del Rey
I’m pretty...
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If I don’t get to make-out with a very specific person on New Year’s night, I will scream at the cock-tease of injustice.
The nominees are...
Ariel Blitz
Bruise Splitspleen
and Margot Tenenbomb.
I must choose tonight! have chosen!
Inspiration.
I remember that word from etymology a while back. It’s a beautiful word. I am filled with it, right now, to do art and poetry and whatever else my hands itch to form. There’s a person who is unknowingly pulling it out from the deep recesses of my flesh where it was sleeping. And that’s all I’ll say about that.
November 2011
6 posts
I like my life, and I like myself, and I like what I do, and I like everyone around me. And I’ve worked damn hard to get here, to what I’ve become and what I am in this moment. I will not let myself brush this off as nothing. I am giving credit where credit is due. I fucking rock the shit out of my life and I will continue to rock the fucking shit out of it as I continue expanding in...
THANK YOU FUCKING GOD FOR BEN AND LESLIE! OH MY FUCKING GOODNESS! AND RIGHT AFTER I REBLOGGED MY ONE, TRUE WISH! FUCK IT! DO IT FOR REAL!
Now that I’ve passed on to Scrimmage 101, shit’s getting real. I’m finding myself overwhelmed already with all the things I need to be thinking about at once. For instance: Where’s my team/partner? Where’s the jammer? Am I holding the inside line? Am I within 10 feet of the pack in front of me? Am I about to get my clock cleaned? Hold that blocker/jammer! Was that a...
October 2011
3 posts
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"If there's corn in it,
no one was born in it.”
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September 2011
10 posts
Leaving my house for the evening while my entire family exclaims, “OHHH! Ahahaha!” in unison to an episode of 30 Rock makes me so proud and feel like I’ve at least done something right in this world.
Instead of getting a rollerskate charm for my...
… do I get this (does not require a license) or this (probably requires a motorcycle license and is way cooler)? I think I already know the answer to this one.
electricponies:
strangevine:
Take two.
you’re gonna kill it. i know it.
I killed it. Then I brought it back to life and killed it again.
Take two.
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Wide awake, anxiety-ridden, feeling like tomorrow is the first day of school again and I have a test, thinking about how my dog will eventually die, frantically searching the internet for a specific picture of the two of us so I can get some rest, about to run downstairs to scoop him up, where I will end up watching Saturday Night Live. I JUST WANT TO SLEEP.
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August 2011
6 posts
Wisdom teeth shmisdom teeth. It’s party watch-movies-and-sleep time.
Man, I bounce back quickly from blows to the chest now, and with gusto. I’m going to be just fine. Better than fine. I’m made of fucking steel! I’m excited to see what this next chapter brings.